Okay folks, I guess it's about time for this old favorite to surface with ENTERPRISE. Equipment needed: a shot glass for everyone at the party; bottles of your favorite spirits; and definitely a designated driver! (After all, we do want to be responsible Starfleet citizens!)

The reason for the appearance of smaller amounts in this list is because some things are seen with a great deal of frequency on ENTERPRISE, and we don't want anyone passing out before the episode concludes. ;-)

Now… without any further ado… here are the "charter" cueing actions for SIP, SLUG AND SHOOTER:

1.Archer is beaten up or injured - 1 sip
2. Reed is beaten up or injured - 1 swig
3. Porthos is beaten up or injured - 1 shooter (plus an immediate call to the Humane Society!)
4. T'Pol is sarcastic - 1 sip
5. T'Pol smirks - 1 swig
6. T'Pol tells a boldfaced lie - 1 shooter
7. A story is 'ripped off' from another ST series - 1 sip
8. Neither Berman nor Braga writes the story and/or the teleplay - 2 shooters
9. A cast member from a previous ST series directs - 1 sip
10. A cast member from a previous ST series is a 'guest' star - 1 swig
11. Jeffrey Combs plays yet another character - 1 shooter
12. Archer kisses an alien - 1 sip
13. Archer kisses Porthos - 1 swig
14. T'Pol kisses Porthos - 2 shooters
15. Archer talks about his father - 1 sip
16. Tucker talks about his family - 1 swig
17. Reed ignores talk about his family - 1 shooter
18. Hoshi is given another silly 'gopher' assignment by Archer - 1 sip
19. Hoshi freaks out on an alien ship - 1 swig
20. Hoshi fails to decode an alien language - 1 shooter
21. Tucker is seen in his underwear - 1 sip
22. Archer is seen in his underwear - 1 swig
23. T'Pol is seen in her underwear - 1 shooter
24. Phlox is seen in his underwear - the whole damn bottle!
25. The Suliban are featured in an episode - 1 sip
26. The Andorians are featured in an episode - 1 swig
27. The Ferengi are featured in an episode - 2 shooters
28. Mayweather finally gets a featured episode - 3 shooters
29. Reed talks about blowing something up - 1 sip
30. Reed blows up something alien - 1 swig
31. Reed blows up the Enterprise - 2 shooters
32. Food is mentioned or seen - 1 sip
33. There is an eating scene - 1 swig
34. Pecan pie is mentioned or seen - 1 shooter
35. Gratuitous beefcake/cheesecake scene in the 'decon' chamber - 1 sip
36. Gratuitous beefcake/cheesecake scene in the sickbay - 1 swig
37. Gratuitous beefcake/cheesecake scene in someone's quarters - 1 shooter
38. Archer verbally slams the Vulcans - 1 sip
39. Archer insults an alien species - 1 swig
40. Archer admits that another species is superior to humans - 1 shooter
41. Reed dreams about T'Pol - 1 sip
42. Tucker dreams about T'Pol - 1 swig
43. Porthos dreams about T'Pol - 1 shooter







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