Sub-commander, I really don't think the
captain would be happy with your using Porthos
as an air quality monitor on an unknown planet.

I'm going back to the Vulcan High Command
if they don't stop using spray paint for my costumes...

Damn it! I doze off for just a couple of minutes
and Phlox plays around with his little mutation kit!

So you say that these... "tribbles"...
will alert us to the presence of any Klingons.
Anything else we should know about them?

So you agree -- the amount of make-up
any character wears is inversely proportional
to the number of his lines...

Look away, Malcolm! Word has it that if you make eye contact
with any of them, you'll go blind and your you-know-what will fall off!

Warp back to the home page!