a.) Calmly try to understand the driver's motivations, then pull up next to them to discuss it.
b.) Ram the back of the drivers car.
c.) Yell loudly, gesturing wildly and cause spittle to rain upon your windshield.
d.) Ignore the rude behavior, and keep heading home. (Not that this means next time you won't follow them and slash their tires)
e.) Throw a pebble at their car that turns out to be useless, and run after they try to shoot you with an Uzi. Blame the damn Vulcans.

2. Two people are bickering over something petty. Do you...

a.) Lecture them about the pointlessness of their fight, firm in your moral superiority.
b.) Trick them into making up, and sleep with one (or both -what the hell) of them if they are cute.
c.) Support their bickering, and trick one of them (by whatever means necessary) into siding with you on an argument you're having with someone else (remember to feel bad about it later.)
d.) Whip up some improbable friendship machine or some such to make them get along better. If someone asks how it works, tell them it has something do with "tachyons and inverted choronoton fields."
e.) Tell them not to fight when they should really be arguing with the damn Vulcans.

3. You find out that you've been overcharged for a watermelon at the local grocery store. Do You...

a.) Walk to the service desk and bring it to the attention of the manager and lecture him on how overcharging can effect his customer base.
b.) Grab the register, smash it to pieces and proceed to do the same to every other register. Damn infernal machines.
c.) Intimidate them into giving your money back. If it doesn't work, get a haircut and try again later.
d.) Stroll away from the register, knowing full well that by the time you reach the parking lot the situation will be resolved by some improbable set of circumstances and all will be well again.
e.) Threaten to knock the grocery clerk on his ass, and look for the hidden spy base underneath the store. Damn prying Vulcans.

a = 1
b = 2
c = 3
d = 4
e = 5

If your score is:

3-5 = You and Picard would get along famously. Perhaps you could engage in an intellectual debate?
6-8 = Kirk would be proud.
9 -11 = You are the Emissary, may the Prophets be with you.
12-14 = The Borg Queen ain't got nothing on you. Beware of being upstaged by scantily clad uberbabes.
15 = Be sure to get your list of "Why Vulcans Suck" ready because you're going to want to compare notes with Archer.